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2) The Tip Book. A wife calls out to her husband, "Have you seen the book, 101 Tips to Live for More Than a Hundred Years?

The husband sheepishly replies, "I burnt it." "What?" the wife shouted out," why?"

The husband whispered back," Because your mother wanted to read it."

3) Range of Food.

Looking at his wife fry meat balls in all kinds of shapes and sizes, Tom tapped her on the shoulder, "Why?"

His wife turned," Because you asked for a variety of food."

• 4) Mushrooms.
• Tom was picking mushrooms from the forest floor with his wife, when she picked up one and showed it to Tom," Is this for eating?" Tom smiled," Yes. As long as you do not cook it."
• 5) Driving Around. Tom greeted his wife when she returned home," So, my dear, how was your first time driving all alone?"

His wife smiled coyly, "Do you want to hear it from me or read about it in the papers?

• 6) Drama.
• A couple are watching a film in their local theater when the wife snuggles close to her husband and points to the screen," Do you think that they will get married in the end?" The husband sighs," Yes. These movies always have bad endings."