NIGERIA MINISTRY OF EDUCATION

"get your act together": get organized.

Second Joke: While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3".

They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4".

"What do you think?" one asked the other.

• The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"
• Vocabulary and Expresssions:
• "overpass": viaduct.

"rig": here truck. Any specialized tool or mechanical arrangement.

• "clearance": room to pass, or "clear". "Clearance" is the noun of the verb "to clear" which means (among other meanings) de: "go through without touching"
• 11' 3" is the abbreviation of 11 feet 3 inches;