An unknown viral phenomena has taken over Shephard’s Beach Resort located in Clearwater Beach. Little is known about the virus or the cause, but relief personnel are working around the clock to bring the public more information about this danger.
Known serious symptoms of the virus include an increase of participating in activities such as dancing, drinking, craving human interaction and all around having a “good time”.
The United Association for Party Control released a statement that the cure for this virus will not be available until October 31st, 2009, and will only be available at Shephard’s Beach Resort, which is “ground zero” for the phenomena. The statement also mentions the Cure will be $10 a person, although Medical treatment will be available for free to the first 100 people that are already infected with the virus (resembling a zombie). Everyone in Clearwater and surrounding areas are urged to go to Shephard’s and receive the cure even if they are not already infected.
This seems to be spreading rapidly and there have been reports of activity around the downtown Clearwater, St. Pete, and even Ybor area. To keep yourself updated on warnings and more information about this virus go to www.ShephardsOutbreak.com.